Review of Master Cleanse Day Two

Fruit Juice and/or Broth;
I. miss. food. I miss the texture, the smell, the taste! I crave meat so bad it's crazy! I drank nothing but a million pounds of water and fruit juice! So, Candice suggested I make some broth and just try to satisfy my meat craving with that. I boiled a cup and half of water (to keep it watered down) and not even a full teaspoon left of my chicken bullion. Oh man, it felt so good drinking something so close to eating chicken.

And then Curtis got home from work and I was begging him to get me a chicken taco. But he's being supportive and said he would not help me ruin what I started. Unless I drove there myself. He knew I wouldn't. And perhaps I really would have if I wasn't so dizzy from the horrible headache I had gotten. But, then again, now that I think about... Day Two was probably the worst so far. The first day not having solid foods? Yeah, pure torture.

Let me tell you. I have never wanted to deep clean my bathroom as I did yesterday! Drinking all that liquid made me and my friend the restroom very friendly. The floor is horridly dirty! And I just mopped! Hopefully I'll have the energy to clean it in the following days seeing as Day Two left me curled up on the couch nursing my hungry, painful mind. I think THINKING I was so hungry was what made the headache.

I don't know... maybe this master cleanse thing makes you go insane also?

Also, my lovely aunt found at that Gwyneth Paltrow has also done the Master Cleanse and is on a 'different' sort of cleanse this month. =( Wish I had heard of her new one before me and Candice dove into this! I can handle salads and smoothies for a week!
Read the short article here!